Dude: last night I call my girl to hit the beach and then it was like all the sudden…
BAM!!
James: AHHHHH where did he come from
Dude: idiot.man I don’t know it was like we were here then you was there and then we were together
You know. You ok?
James: Yeah I’m just in shock still from that idiot, Also by the fact that there is those kind of Idiots on the road
I mean what if he hit a kid?
Dude: really?
Behind us where the accident resulted a small plump man walked out with mullet and a rough scagly looking 5 clock shadow
Said: hssss…. woowee how you boys doin’ yall k sorry bout that I been swisherin’ down pape’s old cough medicine if you know wha I mean haha?
James: well were ok sir but you have done a good amount of damage to my friends car
Dude: yeah… I mean you came out of no where
James: hang on dude what I’m trying to say sir is you have caused great damage and your going to pay for it.
Dude: I’m going to call my my insurance company to have a talk with your insurance company.
Hick: whoa !! hot patater you shouldn’t do that there boy me and my insurance company an’t best a friend if you know what I mean hahah?
Dude: huh? !!
James:ok is that my problem we have a damaged car now.
Hick: do you think 1 grand would cover it all there in cash of course?
Dude: what ever old man cash is fine.
